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Tonight's word pairing is
(recovery phrase: reckless kludge)
One of the earliest identifiable attributions of feckless stooge goes to Hezekiah Jones on October 11, 2003 at 1:06 AM. An earlier, more illustrative use by Charles Cooper on May 16, 2003 at 4:00 AM reads:
By the mid-1990s, Kahn was gone and the [Borland] CEO's office had turned into a revolving door with one feckless stooge followed by another.
There are two points to be learned from Mssrs. Jones and Cooper:
1. Feckless stooge is a show-stopper of a word pairing.
2. It must only be used in the wee hours of the morning (see below).
The nastygram that is feckless stooge owes its power to its roots:
1. Lacking purpose or vitality; feeble or ineffective.
2. Careless and irresponsible.
1. The partner in a comedy team who feeds lines to the other comedian; a straight man.
2. One who allows oneself to be used for another's profit or advantage; a puppet.
3. Slang: a stool pigeon.
Individually, feckless is a two syllable blunt instrument, and stooge carries the quaint aroma of mid-20th century comedy teams and hackneyed gangster slang.
Collectively, they need to be placed under glass and festooned with warning labels.
The paucity of identifiable written uses of feckless stooge is evidence enough to suggest this word pairing is on someone's DO NOT USE list of poisonous adjectives, along with ass hat and [REDACTED].
If you must use feckless stooge in a conversation, do so sotto voce and with the benefit of electronic voice obfuscation while wearing a black hoodie sweatshirt and standing behind a large pillar in a dark parking garage.
If you must - G-d forbid- use feckless stooge in writing, do so only on flash-paper, or in the wee hours of the morning. Such usage may be plausibly denied later as "it was really late, and I was really, really tired/drunk/stoned/channeling Boss Tweed".
Or, you could just be an a-hole and use it willy-nilly. It's really your call.
Examples to follow.