I think there is something to be said for taking the time to craft your own archetype.
So in the belief that all of us need to get in touch with our cartoony center, I invite you, dear reader, to visit the MiiMaker on MiiWare and craft your own. . .you.
Save it as a nice 24-bit bitmap then send it to me, and I'll post it for all of us to enjoy. Happy Friday.
(edit - the MiiMaker does not offer a "save" function to unregistered users. Sooo. Do a Print Screen, paste it into Paint, crop your Mii and save it. Then send it to me.)