Friday, June 08, 2007

list: children's books that didn't make it (expanded)

Friday is a day to enjoy the classics. Most lists of Children's Books that Didn't Make it end at book 28. This list, however, Goes the Extra Mile to book 41. Gosh!

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go To Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have The Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were An Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But you Never Will

21. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

29. Strangers Have the Most Comfortable Cars

30. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

31. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer. . . Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

32. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

33. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

34. Babar Meets the Taxidermist

35. Where the F**k is Waldo?

36. Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse

37. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

38. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

40. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear

41. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It

42. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

43. Bi-Curious George


Ron said...

Looks like they forgot that kids classic, "Speed Loader go Zoom!!!"

Anonymous said...

What happened to Horton Hires a HO?

Anonymous said...

yeh wat did happpen to horton heres a ho